Mitt Romney's real name.

It actually isn't...but being a Republican-In-Name-Only (RINO) politician, it fits him better.
"Hey, ya wanna see Mitt Romney naked?"

"Umm..."

"Here it is!" *Shows a picture of a rhinoceros* "I call it Mitt RINO!"
by Someone who kinda exists August 16, 2020
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