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misogynist paradox

The notion that a woman is promiscuous (a slut) if she refuses to yield to a man's sexual advances.
*at club*
Guy: That bitch didn't wanna come back with me. fucking whore!
Friend: Isn't that the misogynist paradox?
Guy: Fuck you nigga!
misogynist paradox by smegmanutz November 11, 2018

Cereal Monogamist 

A person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.
Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."

That's a cereal monogamist.
Cereal Monogamist by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012

Trans-inclusive radical misogynist 

I don’t hate trans women because they’re trans, I hate them because they’re women
“Jeff despises Michelle because he’s a trans-inclusive radical misogynist.”

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Woke Misogynist 

A person who hates women but tacks "white," "straight" and/or "cis" in front of their misogynistic remarks to mask them as woke political critiques and gain social acceptability. It's an effective way to smuggle misogyny into the mainstream and insulate misogynists from accusations of sexism.
An example of a woke misogynist:
Male comedian: Women are evil bitches. Am I right?
(Crickets.)
Male comedian: Well... how about this: White women are evil bitches. Am I right?
(Audience erupts in laughter and cheers.)
Woke Misogynist by AlexS1234 July 6, 2021

Racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic 

Common political buzzwords people use to describe those that they hate.
If you think those aren't the correct words to my sentence then you're racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic, and antisemitic, and you have no place in the world other than the fact that you should unironically kill yourself.