When you get on the toilet ready to take a dump and end up just farting.
"I was so mad yesterday when I got up to take a dump and it ended up just being a dump miscarriage"
by Stubs7996 April 4, 2013
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The Montana Miscarriage is a compromise for your prude wife to finally give into anal sex "what she doesn't want to do", and in return you get her pregnant, "which you don't want to do. The miscarriage part comes when you reneg on the deal by not pulling out and jizzing in the vagina, but instead, staying the course and dumping the children into the butthole.
Wife is super pissed, she wants another kid, and I closed on a Montana miscarriage.
by jmc1971 September 9, 2020
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Whenever a burrito's contents spill out the bottom. Often times a tragic event and should be dealt with in somberness.
My wife had a "burrito miscarriage" during dinner a few nights ago. She is inconsolable.
by derpaholic November 18, 2010
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The termination of a recent meal through a normal bodily function that can be caused by either vomiting or urgent and sometimes violent diarrhea. It can include any meal of the day as breakfast miscarriage, lunch miscarriage or dinner miscarriage, but is, in general, a meal miscarriage. It usually occurs anywhere from 10 minutes to 30 minutes after a meal and is either the result of a flu bug or the result of the body attempting to protect itself from a bad bacteria or food poisoning in the stomach or intestinal tract.
John: Did you see Bill running for the bathroom after eating that rare steak?

Jim: I'm not surprised. I think the chef used a shotgun on it and called it done! That's got to be a true meal miscarriage!
by chezo October 20, 2009
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Is when you can't come to term and you might shit yourself or come damn close to shitting yourself. Pretty much also know as bad diarrhea.
I have a DM!!!
Major DM
dropped a DM
doodie massacre
I have a doodie miscarriage
by drop it on the one July 31, 2008
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A creation that is not appreciated by the people.
Comeon! Give him a break, he just had a creative miscarriage.
by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
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