mince

To wander around aimlessley with no purpose or direction.

Me and Alice minced about town today before I got the bus home.

by genty baby October 9, 2007

mince

When your shit resembles that of beef ground into mince. Uncooked and sloppy as all fuck.

I just minced myself.

by Gillchild January 11, 2009

mince

A level of stupidity associated with the bottom 5% of society

That girl is thick as mince

by Nige November 10, 2004

mincing

Slang, the act of procrastinating relentlessly, and taking way to long to complete a task!

Susie was supposed to be finishing the audit, but she's been mincing so much that she's barely even started it!

Dave's been such a mincer today, he needs to finish his project, but every time I see him he's just playing COD, or cooking super noodles!

by tj888 November 13, 2010

Mince

Mincing is the act of putting mince/meat through someone’s letterbox during the night with the intention of it rotting and making their house smell foul.

“I can’t believe she cheated on me, man”
“fuck her, let’s go mince her gaff and teach her a lesson”

by the man of the north August 25, 2021

minces

Eyes. From cockney rhyming slang mince pies.

Shes got the most beautiful minces

by Rich Lawson May 23, 2005

Mince

Pieces of dead skin that reside on your chin because you have taken tablets to dry out your skin for extreme forms of achne. Can be used to decribe the "mince" or to describe a person with it. see examples below.

Person (without mince): Ya mince is lookin canny mean today.
Person (with mince): Shut the fuck up.
Person (without mince): MINCE! MINCE! MINCE!

by Jonny0204 June 25, 2007