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1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
A big, brown, lumpy piece of crap, see diahhrea. Having Miley Cyrus's can sometimes lead to a visit from the doctor. After a Miley Cyrus, flush at least 3 times then air freshen. Very bad poop, sometimes even with mold or fungus. Also can be partly green. If you mix a Miley Cyrus and pee together, it becomes a Britney Spears.

try to NEVER have Miley Cyrus's
Guy 1: Eww, last night I left a huge Miley Cyrus in the toilet!

Guy 2: What did you do?

Guy 1: Well, I flushed it 6 times, sprayed 4 cans of air freshener, then stepped outside for about half an hour while the odor cleared out.

Guy 2: Wow, I hope I don't have a Miley Cyrus!

Guy 1: I know, they're awful! The sound of the crapping makes your ears bleed! Never listen, or have, her again! Yuck!

Guy 2: I promise!
by I Hate Miley Cyrus January 05, 2009
1) A wanna be rock star.
2) a pot head that hipnotized nick jonas.
3) a scam artist that makes bunch of money off poor, innocent young children.
4) pretends to be pure. (deep down she know she dirty)
Girl- "mommy i want to go see a hannah montana concert."
mom-"sure honey"
...... (mom logs on computer to get tickets.)
One ticket allllllll the way to the back. where you cant even see the stage. price cost $ 3,000
Show time.
Hannah Montanna barley performes, miley cyrus hogs up the whole space. singing songs inapproate for minors.

by nichole choden January 28, 2009
A so called 'pop icon'. Who is adored by fans all over the world, usually the ages 9-14, and female. Why they love her is beyond my understanding, for she is untalented, Hillary Duff wannabe. Who's voice can only be described as Paris Hilton singing into a tin-can, instead of a magic mic. Miley Cyrus, is said to be a 'good girl' yet she poses half-nude on a magazine cover. Miley Cyrus, will soon take the same route as Hillary Duff, by developing an eating disorder, wanting to be just like (insert pop diva's name here) and then writing a song with similar lyrics to 'Reach Out and Touch Me, By Hillary Duff'.
Idiotic Girl #1: Oh My God!
Idiotic Girl #2: Oh My God! What?!?
Idiotic Girl #1: Hannah Montana the Movie is out!
Idiotic Girl #2: Oh My God! I know!!!
Me: Hannah Montana is the most idiotic, worthless pop icon in the history of Disney.
Idiotic Girls #1 and #2: Oh My God! How could you say that?!? Hannah and Miley are the BEST!!!
Me: No, she isn't. And Miley Cyrus & Hannah are the same person.
Idiotic Girls: What?!? How can that be?!?
Me: You two are more moronic than Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie combined.
{Note: The two idiotic girls soon developed brain cancer from hearing too much of Miley Cyrus' '7 Things'.}

Miley Cyrus is indeed the most ludicrously moronic human being in Hollywood.
by Junita♥the♥Angel April 15, 2009
Also known as Miley Whorus, Smiley Walrus, Miley Hoes-R-Us, and (sigh) Hannah Montana.

Most known (by teenage boys, and 50 year old couch potatoes living in their mothers' basements) for her oh-so-glamourous self-portrayal in only her underwear.
For someone who makes so much money, it sure seems like she can't afford pants. & some tops, for that matter.

So from all of us here in the real world, we'd like to congratulate Miley on her instant success as masturbation material, and encourage her to succeed as a human being.

props. :]
Wtf is that chick wearing? Is that even legal? God, she's such a Miley Cyrus.

Booty shorts? Your girlfriend came to your grad in booty shorts? Honey, she's a Miley.

by fuckinngggskanks:] December 22, 2008
1The Chosen One. As in the one chosen to tarnish the entire country with her success.
2The Bomb. By the bomb, I mean her music is shipped to enemy forces overseas, then terrorists listen to it and kill themselves.
3Hannah Montana. Clearly the most awful program in entertainment. It's even banned from countries with people who have sensitive hearing. So fake that is makes the Final Fantasy series look nonfictional.
4 A no talent attention whore who doesn't have friends and only acts for money and attention. Also if you're over 15 and enjoy her music or shows-- wow! That's like 5 million of you! Hohohoh...
God: *holding baby Miley* Billy Ray. I bestow upon you little baby Miley Cyrus. I present to you a queen and future ruler of entertainment. The chosen one! *drops baby Miley on her head* ...Oopsie...
by Douglas J. Falcon January 18, 2009
An overrated, redneck, slutty, white trash OBJECT with no talent.Scratchy voice, no vocal organization and overall bootleg music. Stupid Desperate Ingrate
Every episode and music video of Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
by ghostofme August 02, 2010
A disney robot used to brainwash all kids to make the disney company rich.
Disney: MWUAHAHHAHA! Ladies and gentlemen meet our new invention Miley Cyrus!
Kid: Mommy can I have Miley's new CD?
by Ireesh August 31, 2008