Writing Songs is when you jerk off on top of a naked person and right when you are about to cum you start to hum a tune and you use your dick like a pen and write random scribbles on the stomach of the naked person to match your humming.
No Example for Writing Songs
by ut00b August 19, 2008
masturbation from a female perspective.
to whip cream
to ruffle the fur
to shoot men
to save babies by keeping them with the lord, our saviour
to scratch some vinyl
to make art great again
to baptise la vulve
to whip cream
to ruffle the fur
to shoot men
to save babies by keeping them with the lord, our saviour
to scratch some vinyl
to make art great again
to baptise la vulve
Excuse me, dear, for being late. I was really stressed and had to write a good song before driving to the meeting. Much clearer now. And relaxed. Where were we?"
by Krkič November 2, 2020
This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.
Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis is a menace to society!!
by fuckmedaddyohiloveyourdick May 14, 2022