Milched 

Past tense. To have been under the impression or to have been without knowledge of the true sexual orientation or identity of an individual whom you are sexually or romantically interested.

"I was talking to this girl; I thought we had a real connection but I got milched! It turns out she's a lesbian."

"I was making out with this guy and I discovered that he was really a woman. Boy, I got milched!"

Milched by G.H. Besus Christ March 25, 2008

Mitched It! 

A term reserved in disc golf when a disc golfer, trying to make a putt, hits the top band of the basket and misses the putt.

Oh Shit! You had a chance to win the USDGC but you Mitched It!

Mitched It! by BumpusHound September 21, 2016

milcheesin

a man who refuses to shower and has a build up of Parmesan cheese under his nuts.

man that guys milcheesin

milcheesin by fancysauceyum April 9, 2011

Mitched 

When you misplace everything. Nothing is out of the question. There is nothing too big, too small, expensive or rare that you cannot lose. It's like a less exciting version of where's waldo, except you're looking for your iPhone X, your Tesla, or your $16 bottle of Rosé. If its mitchaking you crazy, don't worry, you're not alone.

Darn, I mitched again. Where did I leave my son?

Mitched by Newfonewhodis January 12, 2018

Mischedulation 

A situation in which someone experiences a traumatic scheduling conflict that completely messes up plans going forward.

Forget trying to book that gig, we had a mischedulation, so whatever...

Mischedulation by Unio May 19, 2022

Mitched Out 

When you pussy out of getting laid when its a sure thing.

Nigga totally could've smashed but he mitched out.
Mitch was about to get laid but he mitched out.

"You only have two nipples? I like my bitches with eight."

Mitched Out by ehhdolf November 4, 2011

michedible 

A girl named Michelle who can be described as edible.

"Mmmmm that girl be michedible, she tastes like fried chicken and jambalaya!!!"

michedible by Jezbian October 30, 2006