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The guy that is kind, and is a bit of a bad boy with tatoos and piercings. But his eyes capture your heart at every glance. He is the protective boyfriend/husband, which always reasures you that he loves you.

He is a guy that you wish loved you. When you feel the connection with Mike, it is impossible to let him go.

His kindness is true, and his laugh is contagious.

If you capture his heart, you are the luckiest girl around. Because if you want the awesome sex and realness of conversation and understanding, its a perfect match.
wow...Mike is dreamy!
Mike has the eyes of a sex god!

Mikes are so. like...puzzles

Im in love with Mike!
by TMNTChickie September 30, 2009
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Mike is a great guy. I know many Mike's and most of them are very nice. I am going to marry one.

Also. The MOST common English Male Name.
by nightra February 26, 2009
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Name is often referred to as 'God of the chinese'..

and i agree.
hey its mike. what a fucking legend!!!
by afjekhf December 15, 2008
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The god of camels. His birthday is every wednesday!
All hail Mike!
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(n) Short for Mike's Hard Lemonade. an alcoholic beverage containing 5% alcohol by volume (which is more than most light beers). Mike's is not a beer it is considered a cooler. generally consumed by people who dislike the taste of beer.
beer? nah i could go for some Mike's tho.
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Well , hey its mike. what a fucking legend!!!

"Mike will listen, I always know he always will".

"hey! who drank all of my beer??!"

"oh it was that mike kid!"

A man's man !!!!!
Tells it as it is !
Mike tells it as it is
his pet name for his girl is 'Moby Dick'
Told her last time he saw an arse like that it had a harpoon in it !
by mary from the dairy February 04, 2010
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To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
He mike'd it up again. DOH!
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