Eiddam: Aw damn man! that sucks ass!
2)Susan makes out with lots of guys. You try to be the next one. You start talking with her a lot. You make a sexual joke about you two hooking up. She tells you she does not have a lot of male friends and wants to be friends with you. Got Friendzoned
Then you are Friend Zoned.
P2;Fuck man, Good luck on getting out of the friend zone. LOL
Do you match those criteria? Well if you do, you'll soon learn the definition of this word! Your crush will date a lousy self-centered prick and you'll have the honor to be the support shoulder when she realizes how bad he treats her and complains about how awful her life is, wondering why every guy she dates turns out to be a complete moron.
Her: "how you're such a sweetie you're nice and caring, you support me in my most difficult moments, but you know you're like a brother to me there's nooo way we can be more than friends but for me that's more important than lovers! <3"
Guessing what your role will be as a friendzoned guy:
Her: "wow OMG I've met a really nice guy he got such an amazing car and he's sooo good-looking chiseled muscles and all he's swag plus he seems to reeaaally like me! <3"
You: ... ... ...
nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex
The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".
John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.