The coolest person anyone could ever meet. He's by far got the biggest penis, and it is an honor to know this man. The manliest of men.
Person 1: Hey, i got these tickets to see your favorite band tonight!
Person 2: Actually i'm hanging out with Mike tonight.
Person 1: Oh wow! You're so lucky!
Person 2: Actually i'm hanging out with Mike tonight.
Person 1: Oh wow! You're so lucky!
by johnnyappleseedjizzcakes July 8, 2011
The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.
by Your Emmie March 14, 2009
Mike steeles your heart, is perfect in every single way. He is a real man, a man you want to spend the rest of your life with. He is romantic leaving you hopelessly in love with him. Every time you are with him he makes you feel like a beautiful angel
An extraordinary man, always honest, he is loving, kindhearted, thoughtful and an absolute genius. He is perfection, inside and out.
He has most inviting eyes, easy to get lost in. a sweet however, extremely seductive grin. He is sexiest man alive. Two strong arms, the kind that make you feel safe. A rock hard six pack that goes along with his amazing chest. His chiseled cheeks and thick legs complete him. Truly he is the man of your dreams.
An extraordinary man, always honest, he is loving, kindhearted, thoughtful and an absolute genius. He is perfection, inside and out.
He has most inviting eyes, easy to get lost in. a sweet however, extremely seductive grin. He is sexiest man alive. Two strong arms, the kind that make you feel safe. A rock hard six pack that goes along with his amazing chest. His chiseled cheeks and thick legs complete him. Truly he is the man of your dreams.
by LoveBird09 November 23, 2010
The worst of the boys out there- Mike.
He's adorable, sweet, and kind. Easy to love and fall in love with, and he makes you give him your all with complete willingness. But in reality, he doesn't even care about you, he's embarrassed of you, won't talk to you in certain publics, and won't message you back. He will avoid you at all costs unless he has no way out. A complete heart breaker, and a self centered asshole who fucks around with your friends. And a waste of time. Stay away from Mikes.
He's adorable, sweet, and kind. Easy to love and fall in love with, and he makes you give him your all with complete willingness. But in reality, he doesn't even care about you, he's embarrassed of you, won't talk to you in certain publics, and won't message you back. He will avoid you at all costs unless he has no way out. A complete heart breaker, and a self centered asshole who fucks around with your friends. And a waste of time. Stay away from Mikes.
by number 00.7 August 12, 2011
by sofiiii<3 October 15, 2022
Mike is a wonderful, cute, amazing person. He will be there when your sad or mad. He opens him self up to people when he had something to say. He usually gets people to laugh easily. He is a funny guy and can make you laugh in a second. Mike would be a great boyfriend and would protect you with his heart and be good in bed.
by You’re mommy your daddy May 19, 2019
A dark haired handsome man.. about average height, with dark eyes and a five o'clock shadow. Mike is as charming as they come...speaking of which he is known to pull really strange faces at times.
He will make you smile and laugh really hard, so much so you will end up fizzing pop up your nose (if you were drinking).. its ok though he is really nerdy too.
He has the most awesome taste in films and music and is a god of knowledge..well most of the time! They normally have around 9 dogs simply because they cant say no to puppy dog eyes as they posess such a big heart.
The more you get to know Mike the harder you fall for him.
He keeps things real and is such a genuine person who puts others before himself.
He will make you smile and laugh really hard, so much so you will end up fizzing pop up your nose (if you were drinking).. its ok though he is really nerdy too.
He has the most awesome taste in films and music and is a god of knowledge..well most of the time! They normally have around 9 dogs simply because they cant say no to puppy dog eyes as they posess such a big heart.
The more you get to know Mike the harder you fall for him.
He keeps things real and is such a genuine person who puts others before himself.
by High.Cockalorum January 7, 2011