Mickiewicz

A polish poet who is said to begin the era of romanticism in Poland. Misunderstood by 90% of readers, and disliked by the remaining 10%.

Fred: I have been reading this great poetry book by Mickiewicz.
Artur: You are holding it upside down, you know.

Mickiewicz by harmageddon May 27, 2009

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jason markiewicz

Is a great boy who has a big penis and usually gets all the girls

Stop being Jason Markiewicz dude

jason markiewicz by John dude get off my pizza mar November 30, 2017

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nathan mackiewicz

Smart educated high school student. He has an amazing girlfriend. She is hot as fuck. He has a big dick. He knows how to pound you like a fucking train!!!

Nathan Mackiewicz go to the office

nathan mackiewicz by #girlfriends March 24, 2019

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Adam Mickievicz

A really cool dude who has a epic wholesome relationship and can act gay and not be gay because he’s Scandinavian.

Are you like Adam Mickievicz, because you are a pretty epic guy.

Adam Mickievicz by Icantbelievethisisnot_a_hentai February 13, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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