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Mickey Dip 

The art of inserting one's penis into the beverage of a friend or acquaintance if they leave a room and their drink unattended at any stage. Usually perpetrated for comedic purposes.
John: Thomas just went to the bathroom there and the idiot left his pint behind. Mickey Dip?

Peter: Of course, in for a penny in for a pound, that arsehole deserves a knob in his drink.
Mickey Dip by ss77 May 16, 2011
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Mickley Dip 

When you insert your balls into a girls vagina, and at the same time, insert your penis into her rectum.
Tom tried the Mickley Dip with laura, but unfortunately it killed her.
Mickley Dip by Jocaus December 9, 2008

Mickley Dip 

The amazing act of having both your balls in a pussy while your penis is in the asshole of the very girl who's pussy contains your balls.
"Yo dude last night I totally shoved my balls in this girl's pussy while I was fuckin' her in the ass."

"Why the hell didn't you just call it a Mickley Dip you fucking moron?"
Mickley Dip by JoseGfromWhitehall December 9, 2008

dipping mickey 

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.
That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

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mickeydick by hejw October 3, 2020

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026