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Michelangelo 

A sex position, not dissimilar to the Eiffel Tower, except with four total people; both gentlemen are going their girls doggy-style, while they kiss each other in the middle. Because of the increased distance, it's not possible for the men's hands to fully touch as in an Eiffel Tower; therefore, only one finger shall make contact, like its namesake's painting of God touching man.
Bro, last night was crazy! Jeff and I took these two sloots back from the bar and we TOTALLY Michelangelo'ed that shit!
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michelle branch

an awesome singer/songwriter/musician who kicks butt,is married,and can kick lindsay lohan's butt anytime.

Michelle Branch

A Great Singer and deons't lip sync
Did I mention she sings?
Michelle Branch by Rockstar June 16, 2003

Michaeline 

\m(i)-chaeli-ne, micha(e)-line\

A feminine variant of Michael, meaning "who is like God?"

Michaeline is a very uncommon first name for women and an even rarer surname.

This name is possessed by women of strength, dignity, beauty, and jaw-dropping curves. If you ever encounter a Michaeline, do not take her lightly.

Most people do not pronounce or spell Michaeline right the first time; Michaeline is not to be mistaken for the Michelina's brand of frozen dinners.
"Her name is Michaeline. She's so dang awesome... and curvacious."

"I think I'll name my daughter Michaeline. And my second dog. Maybe my goldfish, too."
Michaeline by Neon.Purple.Eggroll February 6, 2010

michelle branch

a super talented girl, singer, guitarist, wife, almost mom, simply, nice, and everything kond in this world....
michelle branch by mida May 13, 2005

michelle branch

a singer that writes her own music, is in her own band now, can play the guitar and many other instruments, very pretty, also quite funny :)
plays lots of instruments and continues to:)
michelle branch by eunice January 22, 2005

michelle branch

Most huggable singer song writer in the world
omfg its michelle!!! hey whose that... oh sorry avril... youre too small to see
michelle branch by michee September 14, 2003