by Normal everyday guy January 25, 2011
Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?
Mack: No man I only made it to 21!
Mack: No man I only made it to 21!
by Malibu8 March 1, 2010
Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.
Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.
by Stephen Ochocinco December 11, 2013
DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans
by DJ Diamondz July 25, 2006
When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.
by OptimisticPrime January 8, 2015
When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.
i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!
by PROninjaBEESH March 9, 2010
Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
by Chas Higgs May 1, 2022