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To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.
We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.
by P_MaC May 17, 2014
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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