3 definitions by Escobar Crews

Metrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to public transportation

Guy 1: Damn, that bullet train is sexy!
Guy 2: Gross, you're a metrosexual!
Guy 1: I can't help it! I was born this way!
Guy 2: Shut up, everyone knows metrosexuality is a choice.

by Escobar Crews May 30, 2015

intelegence

If you spell it this way, you clearly don't have it

Tommy tried to show off his "intelegence" but he really just came off like a moron for not knowing how to spell

by Escobar Crews December 8, 2020

Rosie O'Donnell

What you think of when you have an erection and you need to get rid of it

Guy 1: Aww, dude, I can't stop getting erections from looking at my tutor.
Guy 2: Just do what I do and think of Rosie O'Donnell.
Guy 1: Thanks, man!

One week later...
Guy 1: Oh shit, man! You're the best! Rosie O'Donnel is so fugly I didn't get an erection for a whole week!

by Escobar Crews July 3, 2014