Someone who adheres to homosexual tendencies but declares their sexual orientation to be heterosexual (supposedly)
by watutsi January 27, 2004
In the closet flaming homosexual who says they are straight (most likely a guilt-ridden Catholic Filipino male)
Remember Matt from the Bicolano Assoc? The one that carries a picture of Imelda Marcos in his red wallet with the sanrio? He's a metro talaga.
by Brian Barnes September 24, 2003
A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.
Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."
by Elizabeth July 31, 2003
A man who has a sexual attraction to city buses; esp. in Seattle where the transit system is called Metro and the buses are all labelled Metro on their fronts.
{Juan}: Hey Larry! Did you know that John is a Metrosexual?
{Larry}: Yes I did Juan; I've known that for years if not decades now. He's a real fucking bus freak.
{Larry}: Yes I did Juan; I've known that for years if not decades now. He's a real fucking bus freak.
by Telephony June 4, 2018
A Straight Man who is: Tidy, Enjoys cooking, Is a neat freak, Likes to shop, Gets expensive Haircuts, Is probably often mistaken for gay, Uses the word "Yummy", Wears Jewelry, And is really really Nit Picky.
Yes, My stepfather is a Metrosexual.
by Angela November 24, 2003
Wheldon the metrosexual went into the bathroom to admire himself in the mirror.
Margaret dated a metrosexual, but dumped the big sissy because he took longer to get ready for a party than she did.
A real woman needs a MAN, not a metrosexual.
Margaret dated a metrosexual, but dumped the big sissy because he took longer to get ready for a party than she did.
A real woman needs a MAN, not a metrosexual.
by Belinda the Goat July 11, 2008
Girl: He's so pretty
Guy: F'ing metrosexual
Girl: I want his number
Guy: If YOU want it, better wait till he sobers up.
Guy: F'ing metrosexual
Girl: I want his number
Guy: If YOU want it, better wait till he sobers up.
by Surfer Dude March 23, 2006