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when a group of girls with messy hair leech onto your group and suck the fun out of all of them one by one, the only way to fight this parasite is to die
Me:"dude what are you doing right now"
Vance:" oh nothing"
Me:"heard you got messied last night"
Vance:"ya dude it was awful"
Me:"we've all had our fair share"
Vance:"the messies are awful what are we doing"
Me:"dude your the one that embraces them"
Vance:"okay how do you figure"
Me:":l"
Messies by rhinobebosshoggin May 10, 2011

messosexual 

The dirty-boy look of the late nineties: messy hair, flubble, smart casual... the works.
No two in their right minds, can argue that Brad Pitt is the messosexual of the world. Now he changed all of that.
messosexual by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

messisexual 

A person who identifies as having and romantic and sexual attraction to members of Lionel Messi's direct family, including: Antonela Messi, Mateo Messi, Thiago Messi, Ciro Messi, and of course, Leo himself.
Yo Messi put that ish top cheddy upper decky ferda, I think I'm a messisexual!
messisexual by bkcw September 23, 2022
A bitch ass motherfucker , who is about to get his ass kicked by the 1 and only me.Fuck Messias
Messias is a motherfucker
Messias by Lumingo hater December 5, 2003
Messias is a funny person who supports liverpool.
he is so so so sop so stupid.
messias is stuid
Messias by anonymous December 5, 2003

MESSIesque 

When someone does something well or perfectly.
Dude that was MESSIesque.How did you do that?
MESSIesque by amn077 November 9, 2019