MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.
what is mystic messenger
by booyavivi November 29, 2016
A hellhole
by ilovelancemcclain June 28, 2017
A Motorcycle Club formed at the Stones in North East Philly in 1993. The group chooses not to drink or do drugs.
by Straight Edge MotherFucker May 8, 2008
An endless void that sucks away your family, friends and eating habbits. But who cares? You have the R.F.A. now. And you can't stop thinking about how your wedding dress would look in zero-gravity.
"She plays Mystic Messenger by the way."
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"
by Lizzikitti21 June 30, 2019
by Weebsaretrash89 April 28, 2019
This is how most teenagers talk, this is used to flirt and talk to other teenagers. Adults are wary of it and all assume we are talking to perverts.
by Natalie August 9, 2004
The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.
by PeeAchEyeEll May 17, 2007