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Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel 

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.
She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.
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Sexual orientation: Melissa McBride. A phenomenon experienced by many fans of the television show The Walking Dead.
I used to be bi-/hetero-/homo- sexual, but now I'm just Melsexual.
melsexual by melsexual October 10, 2014
A Mexican mermaid, word made up by writers of "Weeds".
That Mexican girl looks like a mermaid - she's a Mermex!
Mermex by Mermex October 14, 2008

mersedeh 

An attractive and passionate girl. She's a great talker and really laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy she tends to be grouchy and childish. Her problem becomes everyone's problem. At times she can be very predictable and tend to be monotonous but Knows how to have fun. She is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found
wow that mersedeh is a keeper!
mersedeh by mersedehawsomesauce December 14, 2010

mersey trout 

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)
Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout
mersey trout by Jules the King January 9, 2004

mesexual 

Someone who hates all people in the world except from themselves. They are only sexually attracted to themselves.
I hate everyone!! I just want to take my clothes off!! I must be mesexual...
mesexual by slayson October 1, 2010