merit badging

The act of masturbating using a pack of girl scout cookies.

Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!

The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.

by J-Mac February 17, 2005

Highly Merited

of great worth; having earned the respect of many

You have to meet Brad, he's highly merited.

or

Don't worry about Seth, he's so highly merited he has nothing to prove.

by FullOfFacts June 21, 2006

dubious merit

Unknown/ uncertain positive outcome.
Where there is questionable good.

People are less likely to commit acts of dubious merit as opposed to unambiguous ones.

by Rocklobster October 7, 2013

merit badge

Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.

She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.

by dzd September 2, 2004

an idea with merit

an idea that's a billion percent worth implementing in real life

boy: mother, I don't like my grades; i think i'll just go and deal drugs. I heard it's a faster way to make money short-handed

father: (butting in, voice dripping with sarcasm): what do you think of getting a legal job and the Unforgiveables? IMHO that would be much more of an idea with merit.

by Sexydimma October 27, 2012

wife merit badge

when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job

Man, I'm telling you what Pam earned a wife merit badge in salad tossing last night

by thepoopadoop June 29, 2010

Merit Boy

Someone who looks like they'd be smart but ends up being a low to the mid-tier level threat. A merit boy will usually have a background of dominating the scene before falling off into foolery

Aye are you peeping Xavier's grades now, he turned into a merit boy for real.

by The 3-Point Menace November 24, 2021