A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.
Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?
The only possible answer: they are evil.
The most crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.
Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.
"Do Girl Scout Cookies help girls positively impact their communities and the world?"
Through a mouthful of Thin Mint: "Yesh!"
Crack cocaine for those who don't do drugs
YO, you got some girl scout cookies? I'm feindin
Ya man i'tll cost you a dub for some thin mints