Mensapause 

Inexplicably becoming stupid at age 55, especially to your own children (who once thought you knew everything!)

My parents have gone through Mensapause and can't even count their own ears anymore!

Mensapause by sneederbee December 16, 2010

Menopause 

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

Menopause by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

Menopause wet dream 

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

wet menopause sex

Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)

Menopause wet dream by Badnancie September 25, 2014

menopause 

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!

menopause by KillaPBJ April 17, 2006

mentalpause 

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.

Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.

mentalpause by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003

Manapause

Manapause is a condition 30-40 year old men experience as their bodies shift to the middle of their lives. Lower testosterone levels and increased levels of stress cause increased uncomfort to heat, irritability and difficulty sleeping.

He sure is experiencing Manapause, he just cant stay calm or cool!

Manapause by wadebot August 31, 2018

menopause 

A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.

She was mean because she was going through menopause.

menopause by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy January 13, 2009