a reprehensible conflict of interest, usually political in nature, benefiting three parties; an arrangement among three people intended to enrich themselves.
The politician's spokesman worked at a newspaper before he joined the politician's payroll, but his wife still works for the paper. She writes about politics. What a menage atrocity!
conflict of interest ethics morals scruples greed corruption politics self-serving bureaucracy abuse politicians media
conflict of interest ethics morals scruples greed corruption politics self-serving bureaucracy abuse politicians media
by Brunette, not Blonde April 19, 2010
I have an onsite "menage a meeting" with the SC-Public Utility and the City of Lethargy and I hope everyone decides to play nice.
by oceanswimmer January 13, 2011
When two people are texting dirty messages back and forth and a third person jumps in the conversation unexpectedly when responding to an earlier G-rated text, they in return, unintentionally receive a dirty text. They become aroused, and join the textercourse. Thus creating a Menage a text
Earlier that day Texter #1 sent a photo text of a kid crying on santa's lap to everyone in their contacts list. Hours pass...
A heated sexual exchange of texts begins with texter #2:
Texter #1 "You made me so wet right now:"
Texter #2" Send me a photo "
Texter #1 "I have been in the mood all day"
UNEXPECTEDLY Texter #3 texts a response to the G-rated photo from earler to Texter #1
Texter #3 "Ha Ha Poor thing" (referring to the sad kid photo)
Texter #1 (coufused, but hitting reply before checking the sender... "It's okay i'll masturbate while thinking of you"
Texter #3 (counfused but aroused quickly replies to the dirty text) "Awesome, can I join you"
Texter #1 realizes the mistake and notifies texter #2
Texter #1 to Texter #2... "Our conversation has just turned into a Menage a text with Texter #3"
Texter #2 "Cool, lets have a threesome"
A heated sexual exchange of texts begins with texter #2:
Texter #1 "You made me so wet right now:"
Texter #2" Send me a photo "
Texter #1 "I have been in the mood all day"
UNEXPECTEDLY Texter #3 texts a response to the G-rated photo from earler to Texter #1
Texter #3 "Ha Ha Poor thing" (referring to the sad kid photo)
Texter #1 (coufused, but hitting reply before checking the sender... "It's okay i'll masturbate while thinking of you"
Texter #3 (counfused but aroused quickly replies to the dirty text) "Awesome, can I join you"
Texter #1 realizes the mistake and notifies texter #2
Texter #1 to Texter #2... "Our conversation has just turned into a Menage a text with Texter #3"
Texter #2 "Cool, lets have a threesome"
by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009
by Keovani February 4, 2003
Tom and Harry have had a bromance going on, but since Dick showed up, it has turned into a menage a bro.
by ckgis4me March 9, 2011
household for three; an arrangement where a married couple and a lover of one of them live together while sharing sexual relations
Boyfriend: "Dude, my girlfriend suggested we menage a trois"
Friend: "One of her girl friends?"
Boyfriend: "Nah man, one of her guy friends!"
Friend: "Rough."
Friend: "One of her girl friends?"
Boyfriend: "Nah man, one of her guy friends!"
Friend: "Rough."
by BadAssBrass January 11, 2011
1. A sexual episode involving three females; a carpet party, box sale, taco buffet, clam convention
2. A slut who has been fucked so many times that her pussy can be pulled in three different directions at the same time
2. A slut who has been fucked so many times that her pussy can be pulled in three different directions at the same time
That bitch is so loose, her menage-a-twat is starting to resemble a compass rose.
I'm bored. Lets play tug-of-war with your mom's menage-a-twat.
I'm bored. Lets play tug-of-war with your mom's menage-a-twat.
by JACK D. RIPPER May 23, 2003