Meat Mountains

Breasts

Man, look at her massive meat mountains!

by Onesie January 02, 2009

Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.

Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."

by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023

meat mountains

breasts, jugs, tits, cans.

Man, that girl's got a hefty set of meat mountains!!

by splattio burrito July 29, 2005

macaroni meat mountain

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.

Bitteto you frigga macaroni meat mountain!

by spicymctuna:) April 18, 2009

Meat Mountain

A Burger from the secret menu of the famous American Fast-food chain Arbys.

Also known as the most atrocious monstrosity known to burger-kind using 6 different meats in 2 buns. These include: Chicken Tenders, ham, turkey, pastrami, roast beef and bacon.)

"Hello welcome to Arbys! What would you like?"
"1 MEAT MOUNTAIN."
"I'm sorry, could you repeat that-"
"MEAT MOUNTAIN."

by TophatOodle February 15, 2024

meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 03, 2015

mountain meat

Meat eaten at over 5280’ of elevation

Would you like a piece of this mountain meat?

by Reno5280 January 27, 2020