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Rotten Meat Mound 

When a woman's clitoral lips are so beatin' and battered that they start to turn a purplish brown color and wrinkle to the point that they look like a pile of thick cut lunch meat that has sat in the sun for a week or so; also tends to resemble the meat in smell
James thought that giving girls head was terrible, but that was because he could only pay hookers for sex and he had been chewin' on rotten meat mounds.

Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.
Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!
Meat Beat Mondays by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018

meat market monday 

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.
Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
meat market monday by Slabshack November 25, 2018

meathound 

Slut, easy woman, etc. The kind of girl who has her thong hanging out for the world to stare at it and makes no attempts to correct the situation.
Dude you can totally tell that girl's a meathound.
meathound by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026