McEssay

An incredibly boring and mundane college essay. Generally includes lots of pompus language, big words, cliched similies and metaphors, and adresses a trite global topic like world hunger, poverty, or mortality.

Sadly, many English teachers today seem to think that McEssays are the ticket to getting into a good school. They are wrong.

My English teacher didn't like my college essay submission, so I wrote her a McEssay to make her happy.

McEssay by KolaBear September 19, 2008

McMeast 

A secret menu item at Macca's

Micky: I'm going to go get a McMeast from Macca's!

McMeast by moabmauler February 19, 2022

McMenstrual 

A dude that's always bitchin and moanin' like a chick on her menses

'Yo, outta no where, dude went straight McMenstrual on me!...so naturally I offered him a hot Chamomile tea, a Tampax and a Midol."

McMenstrual by rhenvar January 9, 2010

Mcmesiah 

mcmesiah is truly one if the best humans in this planet, hes an amazing friend, one of the most caring, funny, witty, down to earth, and overall genuine person, they're the proud father of one smol doggo whomst they call taste connoisseur, or just snowy, mcmesiah is a great listener, theyll always be there for you to vent to and will almost always have advice to give you because they're. O l d, and if ur a mcmesiah and ur reading this, I hope u have an amazing day :)

Girl 1: " hey bro did you see mcmesiah earlier? Wasnt he looking GOOD?"

Girl 2:" ffuuuucccckkk yeah I saw him I wish I had a waist as snatched as his 🥵"

Mcmesiah by Ilikehomos January 31, 2020

finn mcmissile 

Finn Mcmissile is the silver British spy car from the movie Cars 2 with the sick mustache. He is married to a cool guy named Michael.

Example 1:
Ev: Hey Finn Mcmissile, what's up?
Finn: Why, hello, you lovely wanker. I'm quite chuffed, as I just finished having my afternoon tea with crumpets, if you must know. I love tea almost as I love killing people with my piss, which is second in my list of favorite things to do.
Ev: What's your first favorite thing to do?
Finn: Well, there's this lad named Michael...

Example 2:

Tow Mater (Ev): Dad gum Finn, I didn't know you'd be in Radiator Springs today!
Finn: I may have taken a slight detour. As you can see, I'm quite knackered. I do love having a good shag.
Tow Mater: A what?

finn mcmissile by evqueen March 27, 2021

mcmission 

The act of making an intoxicated late night run to McDonalds.

When it's late night after boozing hard and/or smoking weed and you are hungry. Someone needs to go on a McMission to McDonalds.

"Hey man.... I got the munchies, who's going on a McMission?"

mcmission by RipTarry999 August 20, 2016

mcmesiah 

mcmesiah is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet. he has a great sense of style, major photoshop skills, and a wicked sense of humor. that’s right ladies he’s got it all: he’s funny, he can edit an anime girl on your photos, he’s super cute and he’s genuinely kind instead of being an asshole! what more could you want?? if you ever get to meet mcmesiah, just consider yourself lucky.

person 1: “have you ever heard of mcmesiah?”
person 2: “yes of course! i love him!”

person 3: “yea, mcmesiah is totally amazing.”

mcmesiah by ineedouterspace January 29, 2020