while travelling in some of the remotest regions of australia, we started to see plenty of mcdonalds wrappers and drink containers and so we knew that a local franchise of the fresh and delicious burger chain must be nearby. we all rejoiced.
by brad7970 November 24, 2005
My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough
Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...
McDonalds: *cough
Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...
by xXпRIIOпXx April 4, 2018
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by Rubberduck15 May 19, 2017
The evilest restaurant in the world. You can be sure that everything on their menu is not what it says and will make you fat within ten seconds.
by JOHNNY BIANCHINO January 31, 2017
The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.
Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!
by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018
a worldwide fast food restaurant chain. they are most always conveniently located every few miles or so. very handy when going on humungous day long drives across the country.
unfortunately, while they are convenient they have very lacking sanitation. flies landing on food and shitting on it so you can eat diseased dog shit. cleaning 20 tables with one filthy rag.
unfortunately, while they are convenient they have very lacking sanitation. flies landing on food and shitting on it so you can eat diseased dog shit. cleaning 20 tables with one filthy rag.
by unusu-al February 8, 2004