McDeuce 

The sudden need to shit right after eating McDonalds "food"

Steve: Dude, what's wrong?
Justin: Ugh, my stomach...
Steve: You've been crowdin' up on that Dollar Menu again, haven't you? Man, I told you before...
Justin: (Interrupts while running to the bathroom) CAN'T TALK! GOTTA DROP A MCDEUCE!!

McDeuce by frosty174 October 3, 2016

McDeuce 

1.) Dropping a deuce at McDonald's
2.) Dropping a deuce because of McDonald's

1.) Oh damn, pull into that McDonalds, I have to drop a McDeuce.
2.) Damn you Big Mac and orange pop. Let me use your shitter, I have to drop a McDeuce.

McDeuce by txtech April 7, 2011

McDeuce 

The giant number two that comes from a double quarter with cheese and supersize meal from McBalls moving its way through your bowels.

Man those 6 dirtyburgs really hit the spot, but I'm gonna have to take a massive Mcdeuce later.

McDeuce by BradChip September 16, 2009

McDuece 

McDuece / mik-doose / n.
1. a vernacular term graced upon the ever popular McDonald's Dollar Menu mainstay, the McDouble.
2. a McDonald's-induced bowel movement. (see McDump)

Jimmy: Fuck yeah! I didn't know I had a ten in my pocket!

Kevin: Ten dollars... you could eat like a king at McDonalds with that much.

Jimmy: McDuece's here I come!

Kevin: Bro, you'll be dropping a nasty McDuece later...

McDuece by McDuece August 10, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016