McDeuce

The sudden need to shit right after eating McDonalds "food"

Steve: Dude, what's wrong?
Justin: Ugh, my stomach...
Steve: You've been crowdin' up on that Dollar Menu again, haven't you? Man, I told you before...
Justin: (Interrupts while running to the bathroom) CAN'T TALK! GOTTA DROP A MCDEUCE!!

McDeuce by frosty174 October 3, 2016

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McDeuce

1.) Dropping a deuce at McDonald's
2.) Dropping a deuce because of McDonald's

1.) Oh damn, pull into that McDonalds, I have to drop a McDeuce.
2.) Damn you Big Mac and orange pop. Let me use your shitter, I have to drop a McDeuce.

McDeuce by txtech April 7, 2011

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McDeuce • McDuece

McDeuce

The giant number two that comes from a double quarter with cheese and supersize meal from McBalls moving its way through your bowels.

Man those 6 dirtyburgs really hit the spot, but I'm gonna have to take a massive Mcdeuce later.

McDeuce by BradChip September 16, 2009

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McDuece

McDuece / mik-doose / n.
1. a vernacular term graced upon the ever popular McDonald's Dollar Menu mainstay, the McDouble.
2. a McDonald's-induced bowel movement. (see McDump)

Jimmy: Fuck yeah! I didn't know I had a ten in my pocket!

Kevin: Ten dollars... you could eat like a king at McDonalds with that much.

Jimmy: McDuece's here I come!

Kevin: Bro, you'll be dropping a nasty McDuece later...

McDuece by McDuece August 10, 2012

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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