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Jonny McCormic 

retarted walrus who has a total mangina. Unfortunately he has a super hot mom and sister. But he himself is just plain awful.
Person 1: God who is that guy
Person 2: Jonny McCormic
Person 1: lets get out of here!

The Kenny McCormick Effect

The theory that somwhere, somehow, a Kenny McCormick around the world is getting killed or dying.
Someone named Kenny McCormick: Help me! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMGWTFBBQ!!!

Random douchebag that doesn't stop to help: ANd that, my friends, is The Kenny McCormick Effect!

Kenny McCormick 

A South Park character almost as perverted as Chef. He is one of the four main boys, along with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman - Kenny is the residential poor kid, consistently clothed, concealed, and muffled by an orange parka, whose experience with sex is only surpassed by his experience with death.

Visible in select episodes without his orange parka - most notably in the movie. Has messy blond hair. The best-looking of the South Park boys. Voiced by Matt Stone.
Kenny McCormick: M mm mm! Mmm mffm mfmf mm m- MMM MMMF!
(I want her! Maybe I'll finger her and- OH NOOO!!!)

*Kenny is flattened by Mariah Carey's breasts*

Stan: Oh my God! She killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard!!!
Kenny McCormick by Silver415 December 19, 2009

Kenny McCormick 

Character On South Park, a comedy central tv show. He wheres an orange parka that covers his entire face and muffles all his words, he never takes this parka off ever except for one quick second in the South Park Movie. Kenny is also very poor, his family has many welfair babies. Kenny is one of the four south park boys. In almost every episode up until the end of season five, Kenny dies, but then re-appears the next episode. In the 6th season of the tv show, he is dead for good, and its replaced by Butters. In the 7th season Kenny re-appears. Kenny is also the most perverted out of the four boys, he knows everything about sex and explains it to the boys, but ofcourse it is muffled. However the boys can understand kenny through his muffling coat, and they talk and interact with him. It is just harder for viewers like you and me to undertand him...
"Oh my god, they killed kenny!"-Kyle
"You Bastards!"-Stan

"mi mrlike merls werr b-ahhr mrr mree mri mrlike merls werr br-ahhrr mrittys"-Kenny (muffled)
Kenny McCormick by n, mcbar September 15, 2005

Kenny McCormick 

one of the best characters ever created.
person one: I love Kenny McCormick

Person two: same
Kenny McCormick by Tweek_coffee April 7, 2023

kenny mccormick 

The foul, crude, but kick ass boy on south park / He wears an orange parka and him voice is muffled. Thats the fun part..
Les: Going down to south park gonna see if I cant unwind"
seasons 1-2
Kenny Mccormick: I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Seasons 3-5
I have got a ten inch penis use your mouth if u wanna clean it
Seasons 7^
Some day ill be old enough to stick my dick in briteny's butt
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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