McCainery 

A specific form of chicanery. Pretending to be a made up personality, usually just for the hell of it but sometimes with a view to carrying out a con or other criminal ruse.

"People reckon Bruno and Borat are original, but it's just McCainery"
"He told me he'd come to read the gas meter but when he'd gone so had my jewellry box" "That's not just chicanery, that's criminal McCainery"

McCainery by Abel McCain July 29, 2009

McCained 

Put to death for committing treason against the Republic of the united States of America.

I look forward to the day that the wicked communist infiltrators are McCained for their crimes against the Republic.

McCained by DoYouAwoo September 28, 2018

Heavy Machinery

hev-ee muh-shee-nuh-ree

The highest form of tool, given to those who exceed the status of tool,power tool,tool bag, tool box, and Home Depot. Having no mind of there own,following everything and anyone to try and fit in. Said machinery is completley aware of their status but continues to be used.

i.e Going bag shopping with a girl you have no chance with
and paying
Person #1: You see that guy in The Gap
Person#2: There's some Heavy Machinery over there

Heavy Machinery by pijilip October 31, 2010

McCained 

To get absolutely crushed in a contest, competition, or race.

Dude: The Lakers didn't just lose. They got McCained.

McCained by Port and Stout July 4, 2008

No McCainer 

No McCainer: a decision made by Senator John McCain, which shows a complete lack of rational thought. A decision that would exclude him from consideration for higher or lower office.

Did you know that McCain just said he was going to keep troops in Iraq for 100 years.

Yes, that's a No McCainer.

No McCainer by mlhiss October 20, 2008

McCained 

Being beaten at sometihing by a black man.

See Obama and McCain

My white friend got McCained when his girl ran off with that black guy.

McCained by JackNerk March 21, 2009

John McCainer 

A person that eats dinner at 3 to 4 PM or "John McCain time", usually an older person.

(Waiter) Oh, good, it's three o'clock; break time. Unfortunately I still have one John McCainer.

John McCainer by Shikalika December 30, 2010