mauerbauertraurigkeit

The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like—as if all your social tastebuds suddenly went numb, leaving you unable to distinguish cheap politeness from the taste of genuine affection, unable to recognize its rich and ambiguous flavors, its long and delicate maturation, or the simple fact that each tasting is double-blind.

My treatment-resistant depression coupled with the adronitis of being your friend has created for me a severe sense of mauerbauertraurigkeit.

mauerbauertraurigkeit by TommyCanYouHearMe? January 7, 2018

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joe mauer

the BEST baseball player. and plus he's actually from Minnesota, so that's even cooler.

"Holy Shit! look at that batting average!!"

"I Know. It's Joe Mauer."

joe mauer by mauer power haha July 7, 2006

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The Mauer

The wall of Cannon Club on which dastardly deeds occur

Big Bert took her to the Mauer!

The Mauer by Soup Bag November 3, 2022

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Well Played, Mauer

The baseball equivalent of touche.

Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.

"My hugs can cure anything!"

'Even cancer?"

'Well played, Mauer."

Well Played, Mauer by whiteeagle August 13, 2010