mauer 

In the game of Sheephead (Sheepshead), to not "pick" when you have a winning hand.

You would have won if you hadn't mauered.

mauer by bajaskier March 11, 2008

mauer 

noun, totally bangable 21-year old twins catcher (#7)

Dude, Joe Mauer is completely bangable

mauer by Joe's girlfriend and boyfriend, janine and john June 16, 2004

mauer 

verb, to present oneself in a bangable fashion

Dude, I gotta Mauer up before hittin the clubs so have a chance of poonin' a chick later this foine evening

mauer by Joe's girlfriend and boyfriend, janine and john June 16, 2004

Mauer 

To think highly of oneself, and expect to be treated and spoiled like a little kid, resembling the Twins catcher Joe Mauer's attitude. In addition to the pompous attitude, one must not have any special talents or skills except for flaunting a big ego.

That guy is such a Mauer. He's so cocky when he has nothing to be cocky about.

Mauer by MissKatieSue July 17, 2011

joe mauer 

the BEST baseball player. and plus he's actually from Minnesota, so that's even cooler.

"Holy Shit! look at that batting average!!"

"I Know. It's Joe Mauer."

joe mauer by mauer power haha July 7, 2006

The Mauer 

The wall of Cannon Club on which dastardly deeds occur

Big Bert took her to the Mauer!

The Mauer by Soup Bag November 3, 2022

Well Played, Mauer 

The baseball equivalent of touche.

Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.

"My hugs can cure anything!"

'Even cancer?"

'Well played, Mauer."

Well Played, Mauer by whiteeagle August 13, 2010