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Mattress Freefall

The period of time between hearing your mattress frame crack and landing on the carpet afterwards. Caused mostly by obesity. A growing problem in the United States.
*Crack*
Person 1: Dude, we're entering mattress freefall.
by TumblingTyler January 11, 2010
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