Also known as "Taxachusetts," this state is the official effete snob state of New England. Official pastimes of this state include; Red Sox baseball, Patriots football, paying high taxes, daily brushes of death on the highway (esp. Rt. 128), and paying more taxes. According to 2000 Census records, Massachusetts was the only state in the union to lose population.

Massachusetts has two main redeeming qualities. The first is it's proximity to sale-tax-free New Hampshire, which results in savings to residents of the North Shore. The second is the residency of Jeff Johnson, Urban Dictionary Laureate (see Scale of Dinosaurs).

n. A whole lot of chusetts

Most dencely populated per square mile state in the northeast. Known for the Redsox, Patriots, bad drivers, highways with two different names (128 is I-95, for all you out-of-staters), Dunkin Donuts, wicked bad gramma, friggin cold winters, wicked hot summers, unpredictable weather, and people who hate the New York Yankees.

greatest state ever

home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!

Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck


and thats why massachusetts is awesome

Home of the World Champion Boston Red Sox AND New England Patriots.

State where I was born, live in, and mostly likely will die in. The best state in the United States. It is a cold place in the winter months but never gets too hot and it is not as heavily taxed as most states these days, it is 34th out of 50 making the Taxachusetts insult obsolete now. It has more culture than the rest of New England, great universities, and an exstensive amount of history.

A very wonderful state located in the always beautiful new england. Cold snowy winters,warm sunny summers,colorful treed autumns,and flowering springs. Home of the most wonderful Boston Red sox and New England Patriots. Let me add that westfield is the bestfield of mass.

The state name that everyone hates spelling.