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2 definitions by kingkong1212

 
1.
A nicer way to say porn.
OH NO! You deleted my sexy PRONZ.

I watch pronz while useing my mastabatory system.
by kingkong1212 April 12, 2009
 
2.
The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
by kingkong1212 April 06, 2009