by cokey smurf April 8, 2010
Martyn is an adorable Irish boy. He's super flirty and funny, and he also really enjoys music. He always knows how to make people smile and he blames Pete Wentz.
by sydneylikestea December 7, 2012
The most kindest guy you will ever meet. He has blonde hair and is gay but he's proud of it. He is always there to help you and will look out for you. He's funny and never at all mean Martyn will always be there for you.
by annonymousdoooood October 15, 2011
A good guy that has his heart in the right place but unfortunately clueless in how to please a women. Gives lots of effort. Wouldn't be suprised that when he does sleep with girls they fake it.
by charliewon September 12, 2013
A pale milky ginger kid who thinks he's better than anyone else.
He thinks he's funny when he's not and has an underlying anger problem, thinks people like him when they don't and has has been known to grunt.
He thinks he's funny when he's not and has an underlying anger problem, thinks people like him when they don't and has has been known to grunt.
by Funnyffucker May 13, 2013
An overweight homosexual male from the north-east of england. Often found with greasy hair and bad in bed.
by ClarksSelfShiningShoePolish September 11, 2011
A corpulent loser who thinks he is good but really isn’t. He thinks he is good at teaching but actually makes you dumber! An all around loser.
Guy 1: Ya know that fat maths teacher guy?
Guy 2: Yeah his sucky learning intention never teaches me anything.
Guy 1: Ughhh his looks so ugly too! What’s his name?
Guy 2: Martyn.
Guy 2: Yeah his sucky learning intention never teaches me anything.
Guy 1: Ughhh his looks so ugly too! What’s his name?
Guy 2: Martyn.
by The Void 2.0 October 26, 2018