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1 definition by ClarksSelfShiningShoePolish

 
1.
An overweight homosexual male from the north-east of england. Often found with greasy hair and bad in bed.
guy1: Dude he was shit in bed
guy2: He's such a martyn
by ClarksSelfShiningShoePolish September 11, 2011
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