a Mexican Marmalade is a term used to describe the act of wrapping your penis in a hot tortilla instead of the more traditional condom
Jane said that Jim's Mexican marmalade was better than yours, apparently it brings all the boys to the yard.
by Dr. JM Buck August 1, 2004
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A lady marmalade is when you take a woman and lay her down and smother her in orange marmalade... You then procede to lick the marmalade from her genetalious areas slowly and pleasurably...
I gave Wilma a "lady marmalade" the other day... Man did I lick her down good!!!!!
by jsh123949 January 30, 2008
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see Mexican Marmalade, as I mispelled the word in defining the ever-popular Scottish Whale
Dr. Buck is an idiot, thus spelling Mexican Marmalade without a "c".
by Dr. JM Buck August 1, 2004
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A horrible substance that should be made illegal without identification proving that you are at least 70 years of age.
"I want to get a fake ID so that I can illegally purchase orange marmalade! REALLY!?.............No."
by queen_zoo July 28, 2013
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A lesbian.

Origin from the Middle-England Conservative ladies in the Tv show 'Little Britain'. Now common slang in London.

See also Making Marmalade- having lesbian sex
'No more lesbian Marmalade I beg of you.'
by Nice even chunks... January 6, 2005
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A variation of eshays. Freshays combines fresh and eshays. Commonly used by lads, lass', the common bogan and such people as an expression of approval like awesome or yeah.
Esh lad: I just beat up a year 7 for his money!
AdlaY: FRESHAYS MARMALADE! LETS GO BUY DRUGS!
by Unheard Hero February 20, 2012
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