A giant douchewipe. Predominately used to clear away excess douche residue. Normally rides a crotchrocket
My douche popped all over my leg pass me a Mark please
by jmgmtgd June 28, 2014
arrogant and likes to talk under his breath, so you never know what he is really saying. Very much selfish, but doesn't realize this! Thinks he is GOD's right hand man, but really from Masshole origin. Cries like a bitch when he doesn't get his way and likes to go by the name Martha during this time. Secretly likes to start fights with you, but then somehow manages to make everyone else think you are just crazy yelling at him because he simply hasn't done anything wrong. Is a great cook and one amazing dad just sucks at being a lover.
Mark "Blah blah blah blah".... you "what?" mark "oh nothing"
I have no money and I want everything and I should have money because I am the only one in the world that works
by Its the truth November 23, 2013
A total Jew... Very little in the pants.. Makes love to boys named Luke.
I just got Marked.
by anduknowit December 17, 2013
19 year old nursing student who cannot decide between 2 different girls, goes to georgebrowncollege and has a microscopic jumbo D.
mark cant control his hormones
by screamingpanther January 16, 2013
A jackass who thinks he's all that. I know a Mark and let me tell you I wish I never knew him. Mark's tend to know everything and like to make others feel dumb.
Your such a Mark.
by justspice March 24, 2013
hairy 40 year old cod virgin who can't get any moot
Mark: i want hairy moot
by DylanHoward2 June 14, 2013
The creepiest creep of all creeps he uses big words to confuse you but deep down he is saying "i want to molest you and your first born child"
ew i met this Mark today

gross protect the children!

Drop that child,you dont want to be a mark!
by Facebook_book April 13, 2012

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