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a giant tool douche loser who doesn't know his place in society and is a in the closet homosexual who can't get any girls and try's to play off heterosexuality by looking at ugly girls. he has no friends and is considered a loser by all his peers. a mark has few to no friends at all and will be ridiculed by everyone and take it as a sign of them liking them. he keeps everything inside and will probably kill everyone who ever made fun of him.
hey look its mark what a loser that kid is
by mark the fagget shark October 20, 2010
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Generally fat, and greasy. Is a player, and think's he is inlove with everyone, but he doesnt know what true love is. He is dishonest, and uses people. He treats people badly. Not all Mark's are like this, however.
1- is that mark :O? 2- yes, he has greasy hair. 1- wow, he would be so much nicer if he washed his hair! 2- yes, definitely.
by kezaaa666 May 28, 2009
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A really nice guy, he's kind, he's got a feminine butt, you'll mistake him for a woman, but he won't care because he's a christian. He's a passionate kisser, and he pleasure his girl before he gets a handjob or blowjob. He doesn't want to lose his virginity so he's a tease, but he's a lucky guy to have. Rare, he won't take a girl for granted, he loves you for who you are. Known for 6.5 in penis, very nice, minimum pubic hair.
Girlfriend: Mark is so great!
Male Friend: If I was gay or a girl I'd hit on him!

Girlfriend: lol, Mark's penis is average but idc, it's very nice!

Ex: What's his penis like? I lost him, and i regret it!
Girlfriend: Sorry
by Mt_2013 November 02, 2013
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A guy who is always on time.
"Who was the first to arrive last night? Must have been Mark."
by Cheeseham July 13, 2016
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arrogant and likes to talk under his breath, so you never know what he is really saying. Very much selfish, but doesn't realize this! Thinks he is GOD's right hand man, but really from Masshole origin. Cries like a bitch when he doesn't get his way and likes to go by the name Martha during this time. Secretly likes to start fights with you, but then somehow manages to make everyone else think you are just crazy yelling at him because he simply hasn't done anything wrong. Is a great cook and one amazing dad just sucks at being a lover.
Mark "Blah blah blah blah".... you "what?" mark "oh nothing"
I have no money and I want everything and I should have money because I am the only one in the world that works
by Its the truth November 23, 2013
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cute, blonde, blue beautiful eyes, funny, shy, quiet, good at table tennis and badminton, amazing smile, perfect height, likes business, would make an amazing boyfriend, adorable, not someone who would be popular to fancy but he has a spark, would suit girls beginning with 'J'.
'J': hes so amazingly cute, his blue eyes send me to another world :)

person: you must be talking about mark then :P
by Blue-eyesssssss April 25, 2011
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a type of fruit only found on Davidson St.

also. see fruit, fruitcake
Scott: Whos that over there?
Brad: Oh, thats Mark
Scott: What a Fruit!
by GreenPlaya August 10, 2008
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