A person who can't speak english to save his life, and loves cows, lives in a windmill, and likes to clog dance.
1.Hey did you meet the new kid?
2. Yea, i can't understand anything he says!
1.He's such a mark
by kbkk October 10, 2010

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mark is spelled backwards for crack ===>KRAM which alternatively means drugs ...
Jordan:Hey, mark do you know you have crack

Mark:REALLY!!!!! Let me check myself!!!

Jordan: (((snicker)))

Mark: You bitch!!!!

Mark You stole my crack!!!!!
by jojobreez April 25, 2011

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The coolest type of Chinese you will ever find. They skate, break dance, and play every musical instrument girls totally dig. Oh, and his chopsticks are longer than yours.
"You skate, break dance, AND play every musical instrument girls totally dig?! You're such a Mark!"
by teavee December 10, 2009

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A horribly preachy person who rely s on religion to much to explain things and cant see from others points of views also a person who has no sense of clearity
Hes such a Mark
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Mark. A mark is a creature found in the wild terranes of a high school. Scary I know. He is the type of person you see and suddennly you want to run. Running away from the mark's call (typically heard as horrible jokes) is the best idea. This creature is hard to handle and usually once met your not able to stop the annoyingness of this creature.
person 1: its a mark
person2: oh no hes gonna talk in a creepy spanish vioce and sing "barnicle bill the sailor"
mark: muahahahahaha
by TheMarkSecurityDeparetment January 09, 2012

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a victim, the target of criminal activity such as theft or murder
He was afraid he was a mark, but had nothing of value to steal.
by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2010

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1) a smudge that could be made up of different substances (dirt, paint, lipstick) that is usually unintentionally inflicted on an object or person.

2) a boy with low self esteem. he attempts to gain girl's attention through bold moves and tempting texts, but in reality he has no swagga and this shows in his lack of commitment and creativity.

3) a word used when cautioning.
1) Kathleen glared at Joe and spat "so you haven't been making out with Cathleen?" He frowned and replied "NO! you know that!" She gave him a condescending look. "The only thing i know is you have a hot pink lipstick mark on your cheek and Cathleen was wearing pink lipstick."

2) Girl 1: Hey, mark is kind of cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, but have you ever talked to him?
Girl 1: No...but i would like to.

Girl 2: Don't bother. You are more likely to have a better time with that flagpole.
Girl 1: *goes over to flagpole* So, you single?

3) Girl #1: Wow, look! That pot doesn't seem that dangerous!
Girl #2: I suggest not smoking that. Mark my words, you will look as stoned as that odd guy Mark over there.

Girl #1: Really? that nice stranger in the car told me it was ok...
by There's a mark on my shoe! March 31, 2010

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