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An oedipal desire to spend eternity living with the woman who pushed you out of her vag. Normally ends in adolesence but has been know to last well into later in life.
-Hey you need to stop marking dude! Like give your ma's titties a rest.
-Dude, I can't cope on my own!
by LisaMDonnelly August 14, 2008
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an extremely short person who is also bow legged an jack off to everything he looks at including the movie 8 mile
damn dat niggas so horny ima call him mark
by gereld green March 18, 2008
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A giant douchewipe. Predominately used to clear away excess douche residue. Normally rides a crotchrocket
My douche popped all over my leg pass me a Mark please
by jmgmtgd June 28, 2014
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To complain/whine incessantly.
One who complains/whines incessantly.
"Quit yo marking!"
"That isn't even worth marking about"
by starsailor July 25, 2008
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MARK stands for Manly Asshole Ready to Be Kissed
I wish I could MARK him!

or Boy oh boy I wish I could MARK him
by Banter Lord 999 February 02, 2016
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a fag who doesnt like women and isnt tuned to the outside world. these people are usually huge ass nerds that licks their teachers balls, wut am i sayin, usually? they always do.
"mmmmm the teachers balls tasted so good last nite" "mark stop being a goddamn mark"
by unanymous#11132423345 June 12, 2005
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a giant tool douche loser who doesn't know his place in society and is a in the closet homosexual who can't get any girls and try's to play off heterosexuality by looking at ugly girls. he has no friends and is considered a loser by all his peers. a mark has few to no friends at all and will be ridiculed by everyone and take it as a sign of them liking them. he keeps everything inside and will probably kill everyone who ever made fun of him.
hey look its mark what a loser that kid is
by mark the fagget shark October 20, 2010
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