when a marine realizes he was punked by the recruiter and signed his or her soul over to an unforgiving bull shit gang whose entire existance survives only by the 500 kilo ton nuclear destruction of the motivation, hopes and dreams of every single junior enlisted until they reach a psychological threshold of "brainwashed"
first guy: "Dude why the hell are we the only ones burning shit every fucking day?"
second guy: "I dunno man, fuck the marine corps!"
second guy: "I dunno man, fuck the marine corps!"
by SUCKMYCOCKSERGEANTMAJOR October 15, 2010
In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.
US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.
TRASH PANDAS UP!
US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.
TRASH PANDAS UP!
The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!
by Gunny G USMC 2002 November 17, 2020
A sexual act in which Marines partake
ritualistically. Multiple men initiate sexual intercourse with a female and, one at a time, bust inside of her. The last one to blow his load in her must drink the rest of it out of her vagina.
ritualistically. Multiple men initiate sexual intercourse with a female and, one at a time, bust inside of her. The last one to blow his load in her must drink the rest of it out of her vagina.
by Oonga Boonga August 3, 2020
by OOHRAH2008 May 12, 2008
The Marine Corps Salute is a position every Marine takes -- on his back, pants down, legs up, with an asshole saying "Please FUCK ME" -- whenever he sees a USAF Cadet!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
U.S. Army No. 2 or U.S. Army LITE. An arrogant and overrated "branch" of the U.S. military which has no real need to exist since their job can be & is already mostly done by the Army, Navy and Air Force. Despite being called "The Few, The Proud" there are over 200,000 Marines, which is bigger than a lot of countries armed forces. Their specialization is Amphibious Warfare, despite the FACT that the U.S. Army has taken part in more amphibious landings such as Normandy and in the Pacific in WWII.
The USMC is also vastly inferior to other Marine forces around the world such as the British Royal Marine Commandos who are not only much fewer in number but trained a lot longer and harder. The USMC is too big and bloated to be considered "elite".
The popularity of the USMC only exists because of it's famous boot camp and movies like Full Metal Jacket.
The USMC is also vastly inferior to other Marine forces around the world such as the British Royal Marine Commandos who are not only much fewer in number but trained a lot longer and harder. The USMC is too big and bloated to be considered "elite".
The popularity of the USMC only exists because of it's famous boot camp and movies like Full Metal Jacket.
Join the U.S. Marine Corps if you are easily persuaded by propaganda, you get hard watching R Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket, and you want to be treated like shit and a child throughout your enlistment. Join the U.S. Army if you want to be treated like an adult, have your own choice of MOS, decent equipment and a bigger choice of jobs.
by RawrRiot1992 November 21, 2012
by Yoloswag4jesus69 November 14, 2018