Kevin: Did she have orangutang arms, a butt chin and BO?
Kevin: Ugh yeah thats Maria I dated her for two seconds...shes beyond weird, she tried to run over the other girl I dated after her.
Jen: Eww you dated her????
Kevin: Yeah dont ask
Her eyes are like stars, once you look into them, you can't draw away from them. Her smile makes you melt, and her personality is by far one of the best. It's almost impossible to hate her. Her heart is pure and she'll never hurt you.
Girl#2: Everyone wishes they were her