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Usually a name given to a sexy latina. BUT sometimes its given to an awkward pale girl with no commen sense. This girl as usaully a neo hippie with no sense of style. She is at her most comforatable bathed in patchuoli and sporting an unfortunate ensemble consisting of tie-dye and paisley. The off brown-yellow tinge on her teeth is enough to make one speculate that she might brush her teeth in the morning with cheddar cheese. She has a rather large forehead with nose and chin to match. Not obese but def not fit....a skinny-fat if you will. She becomes obsessed with men who say hello to her. Ever seen a girl in a bar with long un brushed hair sporting a midriff top who...lets face it should NOT.....well if you have anwered yes then you have prob seen Maria.
Jen: Ewww did you seen that awkward hippie girl in the back wearing that tattered purple skirt?

Kevin: Did she have orangutang arms, a butt chin and BO?

Jen: Yeah

Kevin: Ugh yeah thats Maria I dated her for two seconds...shes beyond weird, she tried to run over the other girl I dated after her.

Jen: Eww you dated her????

Kevin: Yeah dont ask
by 123yepitsme March 12, 2010
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1.
The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars.
The song. "Maria.. I just met a girl named Maria."
by Juddddee December 02, 2007
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2.
one who is amazingly talented, beautiful and intelligent; also has a sexy ass.
Maria is amazing at drawing.
by Stewart Tran July 14, 2006
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Maria is one of the most caring people you will ever come across. She is extremely beautiful and is very easy to fall in love with. Her face is carved by angels, words can't begin to describe how perfect she is. She denies that she is anything of the sort however. Marias are usually talented and can bring joy and happiness to everyone. They are very witty and known for doing their best to put others before themselves. Men easily fall in love with Maria, and it takes an extremely long time for them to fall out of love when it comes to her.

Her eyes are like stars, once you look into them, you can't draw away from them. Her smile makes you melt, and her personality is by far one of the best. It's almost impossible to hate her. Her heart is pure and she'll never hurt you.
Girl#1: I wish I was like Maria, she is the best!
Girl#2: Everyone wishes they were her
by sweet-dreams-young one November 27, 2011
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The most amazing girl in the universe. There is no one like her. One of a Kind. Beauty with Brains.
The girl I am talking to on msn is Maria.
by Asad2009 January 08, 2009
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A girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time. Also will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. Sexy, cute and Nice, all wrapped in one package
How do you solve a problem like Maria? (song)
by shufty May 01, 2009
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6.
A girl who is naturally more amazing than any other girl. She can give the most masculine of men butterflies, and doesn't even have to try. The stars in her eyes could light up the sky, and put the sun to shame. A girl who is so beautiful that words don't seem fit do describe it.
Maria is by far the best thing that has ever happened to me.
by Greggykins September 23, 2012
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7.
one who is amazingly talented, beautiful and intelligent; also has a sexy ass.
Maria is amazing at drawing.
by Stewart Treno July 13, 2006
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