march 13th

March 13th is National slap your sister day. If it's your birthday you get to punch her. If you don't have a sister. Punch the first girl you see.

Josh:It's my bday! Ima punch the hell out of my sister cause it's March 13th

march 13th by UrPapa September 27, 2019

March 13th

March 13th is when the best people are born.
They're perfectionistic you will literally regret it forever if you don't meet one.
They. Will. Change. Your. Life. Except also sometimes they won't (destiny is not an exact science). If you ever meet someone born on March 13th, you should tell them "You're cool to me now."

Johnny: "Wow! You were born on March 13th?"
Papa: "Yes."
Johnny: "You're cool to me now."

March 13th by Mom's Daughters November 28, 2019

march 13th

national cut a bitch day. this is the only day of the year that it is acceptable to cut fake bitches out of your life and they can’t say shit about it.

person 1: hey bitch i’m dropping you sorry
person 2: why so suddenly?
person 1: it’s march 13th
person 2: oh my bad i forgot

march 13th by the quirkiest January 27, 2020

March 13th

Happy national corona day! The day where most public schools canceled classes for 2 weeks due to the corona virus. It all started friday the 13th

person 1: omg it’s march 13th
person 2: happy national corona day!!

March 13th by @lovelymillieschnapp on IG March 13, 2020

March 13th

BEOMGYU OF TOMORROW X TOGETHER’S BIRTHDAY!

it’s march 13th !!!
what’s so special about march 13th…?
ITS THE DAY BEOMGYU’ WAS BORN!!!

March 13th by danianiana May 1, 2022

March 13th

March 13th where Friday the 13th happened. No coincidence? Jason must be killing us with this coronavirus, and bullshit

Person 1: Man I hate this coronavirus

Person 2: Yeah who knew “March 13th” would be cursed?

March 13th by SweetJonesOfMatthaa March 3, 2021

March 13th

The day when the best type of introverts are born

Gabriel: Michael was born on March 13th
Christian: Oh that makes sense why he’s such an introvert

March 13th by Rubbadubimdatub October 15, 2019