Both males and females possess mammary glands. On this day the females attempt to milk their partners in order to commemorate the evolutionary destiny of our species.
Sonia: Paul! My nipples are worn and tired. For once my teets may rest in peace as it is December 13th and I will caress your manly mammary glands in my palm.
Infamous ska/reggae artist and skinhead. The King of rudeness.
Born Alexander Minto Hughes in Kent, England. Died from a heart attack March 13th 1998 after a concert in a pub in Canterbury, England at the age of 53.
Renowned for his beer belly and dirty lyrics described as, "as subtle as a smack in the ear with a housebrick".
After Bob Marley & the Wailers he is the second best selling reggae artist in the history of the British charts.
Also, he was the first white reggae artist to have a hit and perform in Jamaica. The jamaicans did not know this though when Dread entered the stage, but when looking at the numbers of sold records on the island, he did not disappoint them.
Known for his Big-hits ("Big One", "Big Six", "Big Nine" et. c.)and his tribute to the golden days of the skinhead culture in "Last of the Skinheads". Dread also sang covers of classic ska hits like Phoenix City, Skinhead Moonstomp and Rudy, A Message to You.
For more info about Judge Dread, check out: http://www.tic.de/mkrauel/dread.htm
Picture of Judge Dread: http://www.conne-island.de/nf/31/9c.jpg
"You talk about punk, but I was a punk ten years ago. I was doing things against society long before anyone else. I've been shocking people for years. What it boils down to now, is you're always known for it. It doesn't matter wether it's clean or dirty. I've had the highest number of records banned in the history of music. 20 singles and 8 LPs. I've applied to Guiness Book of Records twice."
His last words was, "Let's hear it for the band."
1)Term commonly used to refer to an individual who cooks professionally, especially the chief cook of a large kitchen staff.
2)A character from the popular cartoon television show "South Park" on Comedy Central. As of March 13th, 2006, the voice actor for this character, Issac Heyes, abandoned the show stating religious objections as his reason for leaving.
The chef took great care when preparing meals for the guests.
The aggravated hate against water infected with antidisestablishmentarians who have the fear of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis while performing a massage to a european man between the age of 32 and 37 at 11:15am on March 13th, July 5th or November 22nd in any year that the last two digits are prime numbers.
Bill: I really don't like flies, the have an annoying sound and land on your food.
Bob: Yeah, I don't particually like people who antiaquauntariaismanimonosilicinacholoxidiadtioniszary.
Bill: I concur
When one joins a group on Facebook and wants so bad to be 'in' with the popular posters/ members.
That they will join in on any 'bashing/ flaming' of another member just to fit in.
Also for people who want to fit into a group so badly they will befriend people they hate. Then attack what were once friends just so they are part of the groups 'in' members
Terri Whitlock (Plymouth) wrote
at 11:53pm on March 13th, 2009
well she sent me a message to my inbox...silly cow tryin to say that she was just being honest....n that i can report her all i want...
Sammy Collins (Uranus)wrote
at 11:55pm on March 13th, 2009
Oh you bandwagon bitch you were best friends with her yesterday.
A boyband from the UK and Ireland. The members include: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik. Currently, they have one album called "Up All Night", which came out in the U.S on March 13th, 2012. They appeared as individuals on the X-Factor in 2010. All of the boys were brought back and turned into One Direction. They are very successful and hope to continue writing music!
Fangirl #1: "OMG do you know about One Direction?!?!"
Fangirl #2: "OMG yes! I bought their album the day it came out!"
Fangirl #1: "They are all soooo hot."
Fangirl #2: "Who's your favorite?"
Fangirl #1: "I can't decide!"
Fangirl #2: "Harry and Niall are so cute! I love Niall's little Irish accent....it's adorable."
"If there is paradise anywhere on earth, then it`s here", someone said of Kashmir.more...
A region of great strategic importance in South Asia, Kashmir is situated just below the former USSR , bordering Pakistan, India, China and Afghanistan.
It falls under India`s Himalayan mountain range. The second biggest peak after Mt. Everest, K2 , is in Chinese held Kashmir. The highest battle ground in the world Siachen glacier is in Indian held Kashmir.
Major religions are Islam,Budhism and Hinduism, although because of years of millitancy, Hindus have been leaving to India.
Kashmir is also the biggest source of conflict between India and Pakistan. Three of the four major India-Pakistan wars were fought over Kashmir in 1948,1965 and recently in 1999. See Pakistani Military Victories.
History: Kashmir in the Vedic period was ruled by Hindus. They developed beautiful temples while governing the state. The presence of Dal lake establishes the fact that agriculture too was a priority during the Hindu period. Till the 12th century Kashmir was ruled by seperate Hindu and Budhist kings before Muslim invasions began.
In the beginning of the 13th century, Muslim Pathans from Afghanistan conquered Kashmir. The new rulers gave Kashmiris three options - convert,die or leave. Those who did not convert or leave were brutally tortured and killed.
In 1587 Kashmir was ...