13th March

Kiss your crush day

Person one: hey it’s 13th March

Person two:oh no I have to kiss my crush
Person one: why
Person two:bc it’s kiss your crush day

by Annomus 13 November 13, 2020

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13th Of March

It's @hheizou appreciation day! On this day, we appreciate all that @hheizou has done for the community.
Happy birthday, @hheizou!
Go follow @hheizou on TikTok! He's a really cool guy ☺️

@tastychilde: hey, it's the 13th Of March, @hheizou appreciation day! I've gotta tell my friend about this, because he's really cool. I need to appreciate him!!!!!

by tastychilde June 5, 2022

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March 13th is National slap your sister day. If it's your birthday you get to punch her. If you don't have a sister. Punch the first girl you see.

Josh:It's my bday! Ima punch the hell out of my sister cause it's March 13th

by UrPapa September 28, 2019

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March 13th is when the best people are born.
They're perfectionistic you will literally regret it forever if you don't meet one.
They. Will. Change. Your. Life. Except also sometimes they won't (destiny is not an exact science). If you ever meet someone born on March 13th, you should tell them "You're cool to me now."

Johnny: "Wow! You were born on March 13th?"
Papa: "Yes."
Johnny: "You're cool to me now."

by Mom's Daughters November 28, 2019

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national cut a bitch day. this is the only day of the year that it is acceptable to cut fake bitches out of your life and they can’t say shit about it.

person 1: hey bitch i’m dropping you sorry
person 2: why so suddenly?
person 1: it’s march 13th
person 2: oh my bad i forgot

by the quirkiest January 28, 2020

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