Maple Frump Share definition Flag When you hit somebody in the face with a small maple tree, then rape the said person with that tree. 1: "Did you hear about bob?" 2: "No, what happened?" 1: "He Maple Frumped Jim." 2: "Jesus!" Maple Frump by JEWFRAY April 26, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Maple Frump mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch