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Manila Envelope 

An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.
I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!

I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.

Manilla Envelope 

Someone incredibly dull and boring who has very 'safe' tastes and no personality.
"John is so lame..."
-"Yea, that guy is a manilla envelope."
Manilla Envelope by Teeto86 April 19, 2010

Manilla Enveloping 

When one makes the vagina wet and uses the "juices" to seal a Manilla Envelope and mail a letter to his Grandmother.
On Phone after Manilla Enveloping:
Grandma: Thank you for the letter Jonny, but why does it smell like fish?
Jonny: It went through France and Lindsey says your welcome.
Manilla Enveloping by TrunkKid October 9, 2006

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026